she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I pour the whiskey from now on
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
His nipple licking is glorious
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