Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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