Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
