she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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