I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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