I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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