RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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