I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
