is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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