So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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