Yo dont text me then not text me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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