Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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