she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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