So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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