Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Quick, to the slutcave!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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