I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
