And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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