So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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