This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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