WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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