no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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