Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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