we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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