If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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