im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Randomize