Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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