You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm bleeding and have questions
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
