Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
honey bunches of taint.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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