You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
