i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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