I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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