is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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