So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He passed out mid-signature
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I love you.
Bad choice
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