party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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