I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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