gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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