Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
ttyl tear gas
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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