every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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