with your own penis?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Randomize
