I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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