i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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