I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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