hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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