before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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