Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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