can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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