he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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