I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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