I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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