You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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