It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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