Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i think im in europe. pls send help
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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