I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
MIDGETS
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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