i don't like sucking hair
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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