What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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