Dual....:-)
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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