Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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