So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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