My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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